That’s my lamppost
That’s my sewer drain
That’s my overflowing bin
That’s my closed pub
That’s my duck
That’s my Scarborough Bridge
That’s my ‘VirginRail Do Not Trespass’ sign
That’s my homeless person
That’s my PoundLand
That’s my PoundShop
Because this is my country now. We’ve won it back.
Previously, if ever I wanted to leave my house a sweaty Brussels bureaucrat
would tell me I needed to A. Fill in a load of forms B. Not grow
any apples and C. Let an immigrant occupy my home while it was gone.
But all this land is finally English again. The clanking of
armoured knights is a soothing melody amongst the chorus of Shakespearean
quills scribbling sonnets. The tooting of Mr Toad’s car driven by the Fab
Four is met with the hazzah of Oliver Twist before he noshes on a giant
cake. Aunt Bessie and Rudyard Kipling get snogging.
We have been sold a premise of yesteryear, disguised as a
hand-me-down present wrapped in a comfortable blanket. But really it’s
plastic and false. Your Great Grandmother would be appalled by it’s
shabbiness, it’s damp falseness.
For years the creeping seething undercurrent of Nostalgia has
infected both the working class and the middle class. The working class
have been treated to a barrage of propaganda from The Sun and The Daily Mail, a
non-stop orchestra of violent threats, lies and bullshittery against anything
remotely foreign, and constantly blaming anything that might challenge the
white hetcis power structure: Political correctness, health & safety,
fairness and equality in the workplace, multiculturalism, diversity, anti-war,
pro-education. We have become Pavlov’s Dog, drooling and dribbling a
frothy anger at the mention of these words. Like Sun = Hot, Water = Wet
and Grass = Green anything remotely Foreign/Europe = Bad. Question
this? Get shot and stabbed in broad daylight.
The middle classes gave enjoyed their vintage fetes and
fairs. Whilst The Mumford & Sons have proliferated a rustic
trilby-wearing folksiness, the Great British Bake Off sent people back into
their kitchens. The sheer scale of Keep Calm And Carry On imagery was
more a bombardment than a suggestion. For God’s sake, they remade Dad’s
Army, which was twee even in the 1970s.
We are strangling the world with Quaintness.
And, of course, it is only after the fact we are up-in-arms.
Take a look at this Guardian article.
Artists from Rufus Norris, Lucy Prebble and organisations like the
Royal Opera House speaking passionately about the result and how we should
remain in the EU.
Fair play to this ensemble of significant British figures for
speaking their minds, but by the Seven Above…WHY ARE YOU SAYING THIS NOW?
I’m not having a specific attack against Northern Broadsides, but
as an example their artistic director Barrie Rutter makes a passionate and
spot-on analysis of the situation. But Northern Broadsides didn’t Tweet
or Facebook about the vote once this past week. The London International Festival of Theatre don’t
have anything on their Blog. Royal Opera House make a statement in the
article, but none before the 23rd.
Rutter ends his piece with “Then we start the
fightback” but here’s what
Durham folk-punkers ONSIND have to say:
“I'm so worn out from offering ultimately
hollow messages of "keep fighting" every time something like this
happens, which is all too frequent. The fact is, for as long as I can remember,
we haven't fought. I haven't fought. And things have gone from bad to worse.”
Why is it we constantly need to be beaten back to
try and fight back. Why do we need to be knocked by 2 places to try and
step forwards? Why it is we can only rise when already beaten into the
gutter?
Too little too late?
I’m guilty I didn’t do enough. I don’t do
enough. But I have a very cynical taste in the back of my mouth when
fellow artists are stirred to make ART in response. I suppose I’ll give
it a go, I’ll write some poems, I’ll perform them, I’ll moan online. I’ll
try I suppose, but I’m cynical whether we’re “fighting.”
But at least our main export is still actors for Game Of Thrones.
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