Titanic

Titanic

There’s a corpse in your moat.

You’ll have to call out the chap to drain it.

What a fucking palaver.

There’s a corpse in your pond.

It’s upsetting the ducks.

It’s not healthy for them.

There’s a corpse in the Jacuzzi.

You were looking forward to taking a dip in the Jacuzzi.

What a day!

There’s a corpse in your pool.

Sack the pool boy.

Fuck’s sake.

There’s a corpse in the sink.

You work bloody hard.

You don’t expect corpses everywhere.

They are brown and black

Young and old.